Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway..
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
Man to Doctor: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!